James Harrison Eats People

"Brett" and "Hines"
I had originally written an article about the fervor of Steelers fans and their unabashed idolatry, but I decided against it. Nobody wants to read another article proclaiming that Steelers worship is a modern version of patriotism or religion or whatever. We got it. You love the Steelers. So do I. Like the sunrise or our imminent doom, we can take this fanatical fandom as fact.

I do want to take some time to consider modern day traditions and how we experience a communal event like the Super Bowl. Like many people in Pittsburgh, on Sunday I will gather with friends at a local watering hole and drink about a million beers and eat some kind of awesomely disgusting sandwiches (ahem, I’m lookin’ at you, Primanti’s!) On any other day, I would hate this whole scene. Picture a short, brunette version of Larry David scoffing at the boozed-up jagoffs at every house and pub in Pittsburgh. But, Sunday…Sunday is SUPER BOWL SUNDAY and the PITTSBURGH STEELERS are playing for their 7th ring! I couldn’t possibly care any MORE about something that has absolutely ZERO lasting effect on my personal life. Sports are funny like that.

So, I want to know, what are your favorite football traditions? (Please, ALL football fans are welcome to answer…not just Steelers fans.) Do you go to Grandma’s house and eat home cookin’ for the game? Are you the type to DV-R the game and watch it later without the hours of commercial breaks? What’s your go-to brew? What are the best sports bars in the city? I’d really love to hear your thoughts about your football traditions. The comments section below would be a great place to offer up your thoughts on what makes football America’s real favorite pastime.

As for me, I’ll be one of thousands in the masses in the Southside this Sunday. There’s something invigorating about the energy of so many people hoping for the same thing (no matter how seemingly trivial that thing may be.) I’m looking forward to seeing friends that I haven’t seen for a while, and being able to eat and drink and laugh together. At the risk of sounding sentimental, isn’t that what your favorite memories are about?

It’s going to be a great weekend, and with any luck, next week we’ll all be able to watch our team soak up all that love in a victory parade downtown. Here’s hoping! Here we go!

Monterey Bay, Mt Washington, PA

"View from Monterey Bay"

I’ve lived in Mount Washington since August, and until the Monday after Christmas, I still hadn’t spent any time at the fancy restaurants on Grandview.  Finally, I made it a point to visit Monterey Bay on one of my last vacation days of the year.  Ryan and I visited the renowned seafood restaurant for lunch on a Monday afternoon.

"Monterey Bay"

Monterey Bay is located up-up-up on top of a tall apartment building, and to get to the restaurant, you must endure a long ride in an elevator made partially of glass.  I know that this view is what makes the restaurant famous, and if I could stand to turn around I’m sure I’d have loved it.  Once I had my footing inside the restaurant, however, I loved to stare out into the city.  My date and I were seated right next to a row of HUGE windows.  Even on a dreary December day, Pittsburgh looks magnificent from Monterey Bay!  It’s so neat to be able to see from McKees Rocks all the way to Oakland in one blink. 

Of course I had to “flex” for this trip to Monterey Bay, and I temporarily shelved my vegetarian status.  I had been craving shrimp cocktail, and I was looking forward to it at Monterey Bay!  It arrived (and yes, I thought of Beetlejuice), and the presentation was absolutely gorgeous!  The Jumbo Shrimp were arranged neatly in a glass with zesty cocktail sauce and a wedge of lemon literally impaled by a large sprig of rosemary.  A quick squeeze of herby citrus tasted so refreshing on the chilled shrimp.  Craving quelled!

"Monterey Bay Shrimp"

Our next course featured house salads dressed in sweet passionfruit vinaigrette.  Passionfruit!  I dare say it’s the new pomegranate (for the next five minutes).  Right about then, I took note of the amazing service at Monterey Bay.  Our server, Kyle, actually took his time while making some suggestions for our entrees.  Can you imagine?  He listened to us when we described what we liked, and he made very specific recommendations about the meals.  Very helpful and kind. 

"Monterey Bay Swordfish"

Ryan chose the Swordfish (West Coast) Oscar-style, that is, prepared with crabmeat & hollandaise sauce with asparagus, and accompanied by his choice of Green Bean Almondine.  Pour boite, he chose the Louis Martini, Cabernet Sauvingnon, Napa, 2004.  He enjoyed his grilled swordfish, and the tasty combination of fresh lump crabmeat and creamy hollandaise.  He loved the large stalks of perfectly cooked asparagus which were artfully arranged on top of the swordfish.  I was a little bit jealous…until I saw my Chilean Sea Bass.

"Monterey Bay Chilean Sea Bass"

Oh!  The colors!  The beautiful, vibrant colors!  Bright, juicy pineapple, deep green onions, and perfect red and yellow peppers…the dish inspired all my senses!  I was no longer looking out at the grey clouds and rolling hills of Pittsburgh.  I was back on the beaches of Ocho Rios, with the sun in my eyes and sand in my hair!  Oh, wait.  No, I was still in Pittsburgh.  Seriously, this delicious jerk preparation tasted better than anything I had eaten during a vacation in the actual Caribbean!  

I had also chosen the Green Bean Almondine as my side dish, and for my wine, I chose a glass of the 2007 Murphy Goode “the fume” Sauvignon Blanc.  I thought it would be a nice fruity match for my spicy jerk Chilean Sea Bass.  As I was about halfway done, I got very sad that I would only get to eat this meal at Monterey Bay, and not, say every evening at my home.  So perfect.

I would like to thank Monterey Bay’s Chef Joe Shandor, for coming out to our table, so we could thank him in person.  Chef Shandor is obviously very talented, and he appeared quite clean-cut and even soft-spoken.  He seemed genuinely happy that we were so ecstatic over our meals, which made the experience that much better.  It was just a really satisfying meal!

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Piper’s Pub, Pittsburgh, PA

Piper's Pub, Pittsburgh, PA

Last August, I went to Piper’s Pub on a first date. I was a little nervous. I don’t remember what I wore. I don’t remember eating or drinking anything. I could probably take a good guess about what the floor looked like because I’m sure I was staring at it all evening. For some unfathomable reason, the silly boy I went out with stuck around, and we went there again last week for a laid-back dinner. It’s really a shame I don’t remember that first dinner at Piper’s, because I’m sure it was lovely.

Ryan and I arrived at Piper’s at dinnertime on Friday evening. There was a small crowd, and we were lucky to get one of the pub tables near the bar in the front of the restaurant. I’ve mentioned in previous articles that I like it when a restaurant can make you feel like you’re someplace else. The Parisian café. The 1960’s lounge. Piper’s Pub is also one of those transformative places. Piper’s strives to give patrons “a taste of the British Isles,” and it achieves this goal with an interesting, authentic European menu and a profound love for football (you know, soccer). While Piper’s lacks inspiration in decoration and design, it makes up for it with an excellent draft list and scotch selection.

We began our meal with shrimp cocktail, and I was a little nervous. Ever since I was a little kid, shrimp cocktail freaked me out, and I know exactly why.

Anyway, our shrimp cocktail arrived and it looked delicious! Six jumbo shrimp (and I do mean jumbo!) were served cold with cocktail sauce and plenty of lemon. This was the best shrimp cocktail I’ve ever had, hands down, and I would even go so far as to say that this was the best appetizer I’ve ever had. It was light, delicious, and it got me interested in the meal to come.

I enjoyed the Stilton & Rasher Salad, a large salad with mixed greens, tomatoes, red onions, cherry peppers, capers, smoky bacon, and creamy crumbled bleu cheese. It was served with a fresh wheat bun, and the dressing of my choice, balsamic vinaigrette. The salad was large, a great portion for dinner. The ingredients were fresh and looked appetizing in their arrangement. As I ate, the ingredients began mingling in interesting ways…a forkful of onion and bleu cheese…the next, full of capers and bacon. All of these different combinations made this a very delicious dish. I love when you take a bite of something and you know that it’s going to be the best bite of your meal. For me and my stilton salad, that bite consisted of tomato, bleu cheese, and bacon. Superb!

Ryan ordered the Banger Sandwich with fries on the side. (Sometimes I wish I was British, just so I could get away with calling sausages “bangers” all the time.) The sandwich was accompanied by a great horseradish mayonnaise. He really enjoyed it, so of course I had to try a bit. It was a hearty sandwich, and the Jameson gravy on the sausages was very flavorful. Brilliant!

I would definitely encourage Pittsburghers to visit Piper’s Pub! Even though it’s located in the Southside (which, for me, is a negative thing), it’s a classy restaurant with less than typical fare. I’d also like to point out that our meal was quite inexpensive; we had beer, an appetizer, and two meals for under $40. Overall, I’d say it was a great second first date! Cheers!

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Silky’s Pub, Pittsburgh, PA

Silky's Pub, Pittsburgh, PA

Two of my favorite things in the world are hockey and hot wings.  They go together so well!  There is nothing better than watching the Pens with a beer and a basket full of hot meat.  I suppose I would be happy to enjoy my favorite pastime anywhere, but the place I go most of the time is called Silky’s Pub.

Located right on Liberty Avenue in Bloomfield, Silky’s is a quintessential Pittsburgh neighborhood bar.  It’s decorated with the requisite amount of Pittsburgh sports memorabilia, but with an Olde English pub flair.  It’s very comfortable and familiar.  The mosaic tile bar rests under several big TVs, perfect for Pens-watchin’ or Steelers-watchin’ or Pirates-watchin’!  The jukebox is always playing good rock music, from classic to indie rock.  This place feels like a friend’s living room.

I stopped in to Silky’s on Monday evening to order some wings to-go.  Though I’ve had them many times, I wanted to give them a fair shot for this article.  I sat at the bar and drank a Blue Moon while I waited for my order.  By the way, Silky’s has got an OK collection of beers on tap: Guinness, Noble Pils, Magic Hat 9, Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Miller Lite, Yuengling, Sierra Nevada, Coors Light, Bass, and Straub Special Dark.  I read over the Daily Specials Menu, and I was pleasantly surprised.  I think of Silky’s as a beer and wings kind of place, but I noticed some pretty fancy dishes on the Specials menu: Broiled Stuffed Grape Leaves and Lobster Raviolis with Prosciutto-Cream Sauce.  The guys sitting next to me said they really enjoyed the Stuffed Grape Leaves.  I’ll have to keep that in mind next time.  On Penguins game nights, the specials menu incorporates players’ names into the dish names.  Fun!

Though I have had the wings a half dozen times at Silky’s, I can’t say that they are the best I’ve ever had.  They are pretty good, adequate.  The sauce is basically a mild grease with a dry rub.  Since the last time I had wings there, they weren’t very spicy, I decided to go for the “Atomic” wings for my To-Go order.  I also ordered french fries with cheese.  Those of you from my hometown will recognize this as “The Usual” order from The Best Wing Place in the World, Drover’s Inn.  I will save Drover’s for another post.  Anyway, I brought my order home (no hockey that night) and dug in. I was surprised to realize that the wings actually aren’t very good.   The Atomic wings were not hot AT ALL.  I love spicy foods, and I have a high tolerance for wing-pain.  These wings were mild at best!  The french fries were equally mediocre.  What a bummer!

I guess it’s not a bad thing to discover that a pub’s “bar food” is probably not as good as it’s “real food.”  Silky’s is a fine pub, and it definitely has a fan in me and many other folks in Bloomfield.  Sadly, I have to resign them from my “Best Wings in Pittsburgh” quest.  Unless it’s a hockey night in Pittsburgh.

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Anthony Bourdain

In celebration of Easter (candy), I’d like to share an excerpt from Anthony Bourdain’s show, “No Reservations”.  While visiting Spain, Bourdain spent some time with an artisan chocolatier named Enric Rovira.  Rovira doesn’t just make chocolate.  He brings it to life!  Chocolate is an art form; each unique creation is the result of much experimentation with temperature and time and only the best chocolate recipes.   In this episode, Rovira shows Tony (and us) how he makes his world-famous Easter eggs.

He describes this hollow egg as “a sculpture made of chocolate” and Bourdain points out that the finished eggs are actually quite Dali-esque.  The very special thing about these eggs is the technique he uses to give them their surreal qualities.  Rovira places his hollow eggs in the SUN and allows nature to melt an opening in the top of the egg.  The sun!  The resulting droopiness in the top of the egg resembles something from a Dali masterpiece or, as Bourdain suggests, the mountains surrounding Rovira’s home in Barcelona.  It really is a stunning work of art.

watch it here!

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